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Subject:for sleepykisser...
Time:10:18 pm
posted here because i don't have your email address. enjoy.

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Time:04:48 pm
what's the appropriate punishment for the greg telling me that i looked like a "cute mexican lesbian" as i am heading out the door to an AHS event?!?!

my look must have said something to him because he quickly came back with, "i said CUTE!".
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Subject:it's not an urban legend...
Time:03:10 pm
WITH MY OWN EYES, i have seen a JOHN DEERE tramp stamp.
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Time:05:58 pm
we had a cook out at work today. one of my co-workers paused when she reached the corn on the cob and then said, "i only eat my corn with butter and sweet & low. i don't think we have either of those."

uh...

ew.
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Time:03:39 pm
priceless...

tom hanks' laugh in THE MONEY PIT after the bathtub falls through the floor. man, i loved that scene so much that i put my tape recorder up to the television and recorded it on a cassette. then i looped it...i looped it.

i need to look this up on youtube as soon as i get away from firewall city (aka my office).
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Time:01:05 pm
comment directed to me as i pick up dog bones from the pet aisle at publix...

(holding can of wet dog food in his hand)
weird guy: "they should call this 'george bush stew'."

he was loitering in the aisle. i think he was waiting for someone to pass by so that he could use that zinger of a line.
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Time:11:21 am
woah. i can get back on to LJ from work. yaaaaaaaaaay.

i'll try to post again soon. i can't believe i haven't posted anything since the new year. EEK.

hello, lj friends. i tried to read and follow your ljs as much as possible. stop and say hello if you haven't deleted me from your friends page yet.
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Time:09:45 pm
happy birthday, jimmymontrose.


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Subject:old land sighs about how pesto was the quiche of the 80s...
Time:09:58 pm
What does this song mean? For my whole life I don't know what this song means. I mean, "Should old acquaintance be forgot". Does that mean we should forget old acquaintances, or does it mean if we happen to forget them we should remember them, which is not possible because we already forgot them?"
--Harry ("When Harry Met Sally")

the greg and i picked up the g00b from my niece during our visit to hamilton and we have now been sick for 4 days. i was supposed to work today, but it didn't happen. luckily, my boss was VERY cool about it. ugh. it feels like i'm trapped in some nightmare where i can't sleep, i can't get comfortable, i can't find any food (we didn't go grocery shopping once we got back from ohio and neither of us has felt like going any where) and i have some greasy, greasy donald trump hair don't. ew. the dogs are looking at us, pleading for us to end their boredom and take them for a walk or something. but, no can do. i have, however, let them crawl on top of me to create some strange dog blanket that causes my legs to go numb.

i'll probably be in bed by 10:30. gah. i hope my friends out there do some partying for me along with all of their own scheduled revelry. 2007 was very blahmehfehurgh (excluding the trip to london and paris, duh). i need to make 2008 more memorable. i'm actually considering making some resolutions (god help us all) in order to keep my ass on track.

resolution #1 - watch WHEN HARRY MET SALLY with christian and count the # of times he admits how freakin' awesome that movie is and how he should have seen it by now.

i think i want to go to a halloween party this year dressed as the carrie fischer/bruno kirby characters from WHEN HARRY MET SALLY and we can carry around a wagon wheel coffee table and i can wear a red suede pump.

ok. i'm seriously delusional now. happy end of 2007, everyone. i hope to see you all in 2008 for some face to face time. mwah.
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Time:10:44 pm
i keep forgetting to post that i can no longer access lj from work. BOO on the new firewall.

sadly, not much to report. but, now you know why i'm never posting anything. BOO again.

oh - i'm making my mom a mix for christmas and she always told me that she loved the dave clark five WAY more than the beatles. however, i know NOTHING about the DC5. what is their best song?
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